IntelliMouse lives again.

We got some e-mails about our previous Logitech post of people showing their love of the IntelliMouse, but someone contacted us directly asking what happened to that IntelliMouse that was used in the pictures?

Well! Good news! It's back up and running! Read on if you want to see all the gory details. As well as occasional ranting too!

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Privacy PSA time!

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Hello Twitter/X and Firefox. You're on the naughty list!

Outside of becoming the old man that shouts at the clouds. Or listening to the wind, like grandma told you never to do. The OTHER thing we like to do when we can is help readers during these times. Where enshittification is magnified due to companies getting way too thirsty for their own good.

*Puts on shitty YouTuber impersonation*

LET'S JUMP INTO IIIIIIt*cough-coughcough*

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Stupid Android time – Ads on Startup.

Simple post time.

This week on stupid Android games. We talk about the game of "Advertisement" and how Google in particular has been playing stupid games with everyone in the world for fun and profit. We've used a similar statement about content creation. It's not just a person coming up to you to take a shit in your home and giving you ad money. This individual (and/or) company is going to the manufacturer to pay them money to shit in the households of millions of people. Those millions of people will be FORCED to like it because these silicon valley companies use the excuse that any rapist would use.

They obviously wanted this. Why else would they be buying something so expensive? It's like they're begging us to give it to them! - Rando tech company executive

Would you like to know more? Read on to continue the diatribe!

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DIY Lighting.

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DIY Lighting for the camera, for the home, and for the lulz.

We tried LED commercial lighting. It was a mistake for the most part. We think the very first bulb we purchased was one called "Switch" from Batteries Plus. It was an LED bulb that was liquid-cooled using some type of oil inside of it that was non-conductive keeping the entire assembly cool. It was promised to last up to 10 years.

Guess what? That didn't happen. So after watching some YouTubes, give it a few tries. I have something that's far superior and frankly wish I had done it sooner in my life. Read on if you wish to know more of my diatribes into DIY.

Previously.

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ChatGPT Web Crawler

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Block dat ChatGPT Web Crawler.

Let's keep things short and sweet kids. If you run a website. Open your Robots.txt with your favorate text editor.

User-agent: GPTBot
Disallow: /

Source documentation for reference.

Save. Profit? Not sure at this point. But I can ramble some more about this topic.

Would you like to know more? seriously? Okay, it's your funeral.

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SVG fun in WordPress.

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S-Config Site Icon.Using SVG's within your website.

To some that have been reading for a while now you may be thinking that I'm going to introduce something new or revolutionary that will change the landscape of website design. When the truth is. This is actually an old standard that's been around but should have been implemented a long time ago. It's just for security reasons WordPress blocks this format by default.

So, we're going to unblock it on our site and use it. To those who have visited my front page and/or art section chances are a vector has been uploaded and presented to you on your browser like the icon on the right.

read on if you want to know more.

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JXL – JPEGXL and the web experience here.

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Addressing the JXL or JPegXL format floating around the internet.

We're going to do something we usually do not do for ANY of our blog articles. We're going to purposefully STOP all optimization of our files in this entry and only use ONLY PNG files (Blog article only, navigation, footer, and backgrounds will still be processed. It may sound totally counterproductive to do when making an article about a new format that the developers insist that you use. However, in order to graphically demonstrate my points about the "New kid on the image war block," we must go totally lossless with a codec we trust, and has been proven for almost 20 years.

Now, for those users running nightly builds of Chrome or Firefox that want to test out JXL Good news! Every article EXCEPT this one has already been encoded thanks to the scripting mentioned in this blog article. So once you've enabled JXL in your browser (details described below) you can explore this site with it and see if it's really all of the hype it's meant to be!

Read on if you care about my rants and opinions of this format.

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Nginx and the Image format wars.

NGINX - Image Wars

We've talked about the videos, we've talked about the images. Now we talk about the web server, Nginx.

In this entry, we're going to get crazy technical with how we deploy all of these new image formats that are being introduced in what feels like "The Great Video/Image War" to finally put GIFs, JPEGs, PNGs, and MP4s to bed. But instead, we're going to talk about a section that seems skipped a lot. How do we actually implement these new formats? Because if we do a review on an image format, it's good. Then as bloggers, it would be hypocritical to not apply these formats to our site. It however opens up questions. How do we maintain the security of our readers while at the same time giving them the very best image with the lowest bandwidth conceivable? Thankfully since we have a VPS a lot of the encoding is handled via CRON. While a lot of the deciding factors of which browser gets served and what file are all in the hands of NGINX web daemon.

Read on if you want to know more.

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Original Xbox DVD Remote to – EVERYTHING.

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Yes, in 2021, we're staying topical as fuck with the Original Xbox DVD remote.

A long time ago, we received a commenter asking if I could provide instructions for the DVD remote control that was optional with the Xbox Original. RedCloud DID actually have drivers for this as well as the XBCD driver that we published in the past for getting our Xbox Duke controllers running in Windows 10. I, however, did NOT want to use the RedCloud drivers. In part, because they are actually OLDER than XBCD and harder to get working in a Windows 10 environment. Instead of fighting with Windows security. Fighting with aging drivers. It was easier to just make a new receiver with an Arduino.

Read on if you want to know more.

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AVIF and WEBP is now being hosted here.

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First there was AV1. Now there's AVIF

A while back during my video encoding sessions, I toyed with the concept of serving AV1 videos on my site. The results were not great out of respect that we could not find a great way of detecting the client's capabilities of video decoding without writing some shitty JavaScript system to snoop around and break privacy rights all the way. However, there's a branch of the Av1 system known as "AVIF" which is designed to use for still images. It boasts about getting better compression ratio's to that of even WebP images that we discussed a while back.

Why did we implement AVIF here? Read on if you want to know more.

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