Perhaps we travel too much.
One of the things that writers tell you if you have writer's block is to write about what you know. Now, we know there are plenty of pretentious articles about airports and how to survive them. One item that we bring a lot is a hardened case for tools. Tools are one of those things that TSA prefers that you go through the bag-check. Which, upon checking your bag at the airport. It then goes down the conveyor, where we'd like to believe there's some angry 800-lb gorilla that picks up your case and whips it into the walls a few times before someone snipes that gorilla with a tranquilizer. Cleans up the mess and loads it into the belly of an airplane. Only for it to be removed and put into a pit of even more gorillas to use on each other as weapons before it slowly comes up the carousel to meet you once again.
Would you like to know more? Read onwards into my diatribes of destruction.