Dear Twitch streamers,
We're sorry to write up an article like this about Twitch. But we're here to inform you that you as a watcher and a streamer, are human. Not machines! This may come as a shock to some of you out there. However, we urge you to please refrain from reaching up to pull the umbilical cord from your esophagus. It hurts really badly!
Update 09/04/2025:
We gave up on watching Twitch when they introduced commercials mid-stream instead of allowing the streamer to decide when the commercial should happen. When commercials are more important than the content, then a streaming network deserves no one to watch it.