Blep. Button garden goes here!
Buttons are a mosaic of colorful logos, lights, and text, which allow the user to click on and choose their own journey. What separates buttons from the Cellar Door is that it may not be as personable in terms of interactions. In many cases, the webmaster places a button on their page to show off their collection of graphics that they've received from others. This is our little curated collection. If you wish to request additions, removals. Contact us and we'll be happy to assist.
The 'fork' in the road.
This is in no way an attempt to revive the **-Chan webring, which, in reality, is really not a webring at all. A webring suggests that you are methodically moving from site to site using "Next" and "Previous" buttons in a ring-like journey. **-Chan was more of a forum to vomit buttons onto and hope for the best. Which, depending on the kind of web-reader, may be better! In some ways, this is a lot more manageable than having half of them disappear the next week. Worse in a traditional web-ring. One site is breaking the entire chain.
10/31/2025 - updating this as more than one Chan is operating "Webring".
We still like the idea of buttons; it's just that we've chosen not to reopen the window, but expand it further beyond recommended specifications.
Button madness - Here we go:
These are sites we collected that we think are cool or have given us the respect to link to. They have differing opinions, which frankly would be pretty fucking boring if they all had the same opinion as us. Just as they cannot control my content, we cannot control theirs. As it should be.
The Big ClearNet Button Club.
Little ClearNet Button Club.
These sites either have my button or are just fucking neat, M'kay? M'kay.
Big I2P Button Club.
Are you visiting us via I2P? Perhaps some I2P-compliant buttons are in order. Please note that the links are already in b32 addresses, which means no need for name resolution or having a chance of the address getting hijacked.
Also note: If you share my button, and you have one yourself. We may resize 240x60 to match what we have already received.
Big Tor Button Club.
Visiting from the land or Tor? We have addresses for you as well.
Would you like to stick S-Config into your Cellar Door?
That sounded pretty creepy. Daddy approves.
Download our button/banner advertisements.
That being said, if you STILL want to add me to your website, here are my formatted banners. Because of the aggressive nature of this website, we've 7-zipped the logos for you. You can download it here, or click on the download image within this paragraph.
Animated goodness @ 240x60 size variable but the gif is 3MB in space. Might be a bit of a heavy-boi for some admins.
Static 7KB 240x60 banner for those not feeling like eating 3MB on the animated one. 240x60 is a fairly new standard button that is designed to cover a 16:9 display.
Static 7KB 234x60 banner. Apparently, the I2P kids like this. No sense remaking the animated one, as that would be way too slow on the alt-networks.
Need a smol-boy? 88x31 button is available as well! Traditional buttons that filled classic websites as displays were 4:3.